Wednesday, April 2, 2008

A whole other month has gone by...
And I'm still stuck here.

I had to switch over to this new thing.
It was complete crap
Couldn't sign in for a while

So lets go over a quick overview of this past month's events.

Mr. Stripes?
I don't want to talk about it.
I tried.
No response.
Networking.
I'm done.
Or at least I tell myself that
Found a replacement.
Replacement is in love with some ugly closet case.
Then that ended
And yeah...
But then there is another ugly closet case and
I'm just like... "Oh Dear God..."
Done with both.
I think.
I should hope.
I don't care.
I'm a cunt.
What else is new?

Mr. M is still with his Whore.

Mr. Cute Boy still has his ugly boyfriend who is now apparently "The One"

The Faux-Emo Boy is still weird.
It was like... whatever.
Then good.
Then bad.
Then good.
And now bad.

Every one else is unimportant.

Seaman Biskut is still... alive.
Unfortunately.

Birdface is finally gone.

Pharmacy girl has a dirty easy bake oven with a brownie in it.

Fat Girl won't graduate this year

I got it.
One of three.
I don't really want it.
I feel bad about it.

Dalty is being weird.

I'm networking.
Mr. Stripes and the other homo.
Thankfully its slowed down plenty.
I had six going at one point

Our Dragon has finally returned to us.
After nearly a month without...
I wanted to shoot myself every other day with that other woman as a replacement.
Worst month of my life

The term/title hag is now acceptable.

Bum-bum Boy needs gel.
Its just gross.
I just want to dump a bottle of gel on him as I run by.

Aiden is still around.

My afternoon hag is patronizing me about it.

Our Resident Fag-Hag is...
Still alive?

Allegedly, I'm in love with Seaman Biskut [my rapist]
But its beneath me?
I laughed

I've worked on the Book some.
Not as much as I would like to...

Began and finished a story about Mr. Stripes entitled BANG! with my wifey/hag

Encountered a scary vagina at the hospital

Blister packed drugs




I think that's about it for now.
That's plenty to talk about...

If I remember any more, you'll be the first to know...


XOXO