Wednesday, April 2, 2008

A whole other month has gone by...
And I'm still stuck here.

I had to switch over to this new thing.
It was complete crap
Couldn't sign in for a while

So lets go over a quick overview of this past month's events.

Mr. Stripes?
I don't want to talk about it.
I tried.
No response.
Networking.
I'm done.
Or at least I tell myself that
Found a replacement.
Replacement is in love with some ugly closet case.
Then that ended
And yeah...
But then there is another ugly closet case and
I'm just like... "Oh Dear God..."
Done with both.
I think.
I should hope.
I don't care.
I'm a cunt.
What else is new?

Mr. M is still with his Whore.

Mr. Cute Boy still has his ugly boyfriend who is now apparently "The One"

The Faux-Emo Boy is still weird.
It was like... whatever.
Then good.
Then bad.
Then good.
And now bad.

Every one else is unimportant.

Seaman Biskut is still... alive.
Unfortunately.

Birdface is finally gone.

Pharmacy girl has a dirty easy bake oven with a brownie in it.

Fat Girl won't graduate this year

I got it.
One of three.
I don't really want it.
I feel bad about it.

Dalty is being weird.

I'm networking.
Mr. Stripes and the other homo.
Thankfully its slowed down plenty.
I had six going at one point

Our Dragon has finally returned to us.
After nearly a month without...
I wanted to shoot myself every other day with that other woman as a replacement.
Worst month of my life

The term/title hag is now acceptable.

Bum-bum Boy needs gel.
Its just gross.
I just want to dump a bottle of gel on him as I run by.

Aiden is still around.

My afternoon hag is patronizing me about it.

Our Resident Fag-Hag is...
Still alive?

Allegedly, I'm in love with Seaman Biskut [my rapist]
But its beneath me?
I laughed

I've worked on the Book some.
Not as much as I would like to...

Began and finished a story about Mr. Stripes entitled BANG! with my wifey/hag

Encountered a scary vagina at the hospital

Blister packed drugs




I think that's about it for now.
That's plenty to talk about...

If I remember any more, you'll be the first to know...


XOXO

Friday, February 29, 2008

Its been close to a month since my last post.
I've put this off for way too long...

I don't know what to say.
At this point it seems everything has been said before.
Its like I can just call it by name...

"Cheap and trite" as someone said....

I don't know why I care so much.
Its pathetic...


I don't even know what I'm doing...

My head feels like its going to explode
I'm so weird.
I have "Ooh Ooh Baby" and "Lovefool" on repeat...
Its pathetic.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Whatever...

I can't believe you would say something like that.

I'm disappointed beyond words..

But after all...

Who am I to say?

You know me better than I know myself right?

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Ugh...
What to say?
Where to pick up?

My rapist shaved his head...
I couldn't stop laughing...

So...
A few days ago, yesterday actually
My rapist yelled "Look! Its your boyfriend!"
And I was just like... "Uhhhh?"
Then he and his cunt friend yelled something along the lines of
"I'm so gay!" in an effiminate tone while looking right at me...
Again...
That was just odd...
I mean I get you don't like me.
I think its just a complete waste of your time and mine to say things under your breath as I walk away...

Apparently a demotion is in order.
My official Fag-hag yelled
"Look! Its your boyfriend!"while Mr. Stripes was walking behind us...
And one of his friends yelled "He's NOT your boyfriend..."
That was a little disappointing...

I know there's so much I'm leaving out....

Oh!
I'm going on a date with my faux-emo boy!
I'm excited.
Well... not right this second.
I was...
Up until I called him yesterday and he didn't sound happy...
But whatever...
Maybe he just had a bad day...

I saw DAVID
And I forgot about talking to Mr. Stripes.
I don't think I even remembered who Mr. Stripes was...
All I knew is I wanted that badly...

Umm....
I think I'm pretty much done for the day...

XOXO

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Promotions...

Umm....
So first things first....

So I was walking toward my locker to drop off my book.
And I see Mr. Stripes hanging around the girls bathroom...
I walk by and some girl randomly goes up and hugs him
I'm like whatever- just keep walking
I hear "Look Alex! Its your husband!" and a "Shut up!"
Then another "Look husband! Go get husband!"
And I'm just like
Ok?
Random...


And its not like anyone cares...

So I guess its not important...

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Good-bye 2007!

Hello 2008...


I'm glad its a brand new year...


Any resolutions?

Uhhh...
Do all the things I talked about in my last post for one....

I just want to be different.
Less closeted.
More open.
More self-aware
Be alot nicer....
Okay... forget the be alot nicer...
You get the point...


Yours Truly
XOXOX
♥♥♥
Slunt