Bitch-Face is now the official Wifey #2
She's much nicer than Wifey #3 [Bitch]
Because Wifey #2 lets me ogle and drool all I want
and doesn't make me feel all weird about it...
So....
Today during lunch...
We ogled and stared and drooled...
And it was totally obvious because we moved out of the pit
And sat at the table nearest the microwaves...
And he does the same thing I do.
Ask his friend to look over at us to see if we're looking.
Our Resident Gossip Girl still wants me to write him a letter.
I think that's so 5th grade...
I wouldn't even know where to begin...
Or what to say...
I mean the only thing that comes to mind?
Dear Mr. Stripes,
I like you.
Do you like me?
Yes.
No.
Maybe.
Circle one.
-Slunt
How... like... 2nd grade...
I don't know.I need to find him alone so I can get in a cheap feel up......
